What kind of pen only works if you write with it from right to left?

An Ara-Bic pen.

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1. The chefs in my local restaurant have been arguing about the correct temperature to heat the soup.

Tensions have finally reached a boiling point.

2. The chefs in my local restaurant have been arguing about the correct temperature to heat the soup.

Tensions have finally reached a boiling point.

3. I once dated a phobo-phile.

It was a love-hate relationship.

4. I was in a public restroom depositing a number 2 and realized there was no toilet paper.

Then I remembered that in a pinch, you can use a $1.00. But THAT was a disaster. >!I guess because I only had 95 cents. !<

5. What do you call the mirror aisle at Walmart?

Self-Checkout

6. As a monk, Mendel had to keep his children a secret…

They were human beans, after all!

7. My new watch has a battery that'll last 10 years.

Pretty sure it's got more time left than I do.

8. Leftovers

The waiter asked if I wanted the box for my leftovers, I told him I don’t like to fight.

9. What do you call vegan bbq ribs?

Fibs

10. A prisoner found a stick and chose to grab bread instead of the guard's key. Why?

Because bread tastes better than key.

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